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Thursday, February 12, 2004

THURSDAY'S LOW POINTS

Get your looking gear round these:
» Didn't They Do Well 7pm, BBC1 ... While it's always nice to see Bruce Forsyth on the telly, we can't help but think this distinctly odd offering, in which he must share the limelight with every two-bit loser who has ever presented a quiz show, is a bit flimsy. Still, anything that includes clips of Angela Rippon from old episodes of Masterteam has to be worth the watching.
» The Bill 8pm, ITV1 ... DI Manson continues to be a total c*nt.
» 24 9pm, Sky One ... Jack's back – and this time, he's addicted to smack!
» Top 50 Cultural Movers And Shakers 9pm, BBC3 ... A panel of experts reveal who they have selected as the UK's most cutting-edge art and media bods. Oddly, we're not on the list. It's a fix!
» Striptease 10.10pm, five ... Demi Moore gets her tits out as Burt Reynolds watches.
» Do you think we are a pack of losers with no taste in rubbish-but-enjoyable TV? Well, see if you can suggest anything better, then! Go on. Click on the comment link. We dare you.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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