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Tuesday, February 10, 2004

MAYORAL CAMPAIGN, FIGHTING AGAIN AND ROMANCES (INSANE)

We thought for a few awful days that Mr C was about to bite the big one in HOLLYOAKS (Channel 4, 6.30pm). But he's fighting fit again after his health scare, and has now decided to become Mayor of Hollyoaks. Cue 'hilarious' campaign shenanigans aplenty. Mind you, if we were Helen Cunningham, we wouldn't be in too much of a hurry to buy any new fancy Lady Mayoress-type frocks. Unless they are black.
Our little hearts are breaking over the marital strife of Karl and Susan in NEIGHBOURS (BBC1, 5.35pm). Happily, this is counteracted by our complete disinterest in Stuart's Life Mechanics experience, so soap equilibrium is maintained.
Wouldn't it be ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS if lots of people who shouldn't be getting together on Valentines Day in EASTENDERS (BBC1, 7.30pm) were to get together on Valentines Day? Yes, of course it would. So we can look forward to a week of preparations for the Valentine's Ball, at which all kinds of innappropriate snogging will take place.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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