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Wednesday, January 21, 2004

WEDNESDAY'S LOW POINTS

The stuff you won't want to miss today.
» Wish You Were Here ... Today 2.30pm, ITV1 ... Mark Little, who used to be Joe Mangel out of Neighbours, enjoys a caravanning holiday in the New Forest.
» The Bill 8pm, ITV1 ... Smaller drama now the Cathy Bradford saga is over, but still utterly gripping. This week, Adam Okaro faces a personal nightmare as his wife is implicated in a fraud.
» Grand Designs 9pm, Channel 4 ... Kevin McLoud is back to chart the progress of more lunatics who want to build preposterously elaborate houses. This week, a man named Milko tries to turn a violin factory in Waterloo into a Manhattan-style loft apartment.
» Hairy Women 10pm, Five ... Furry ladies discuss their problems.
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