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Tuesday, January 20, 2004

TUESDAY'S LOW POINTS

The stuff you won't want to miss today.
» The Simpsons 6pm, BBC2 ... Find out what happens to the family when the cameras stop rolling.
» Holby City 8pm, BBC1 ... Tom Cambell Gore is up to no good again, leaving Zubin in hot water. And Rick is looking a bit manic as he attempts to give up gambling.
» Celebrity Fit Club 8pm, ITV1 ... Famous fatties are shouted at and generally ridiculed for our amusement.
» Revolver 11.05pm, BBC1 ... We meant to mention this last week, but we forgot. Basically, it is a new sketch show starting lots of crumbly comedy oldsters, including John Inman, Julie Goodyear and Gorden Kaye. Reviews suggest it might be a bit good in places, and really rubbish in others, but that's sketch shows for you, isn't it?
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