lowculture.co.uk

(function() { (function(){function b(g){this.t={};this.tick=function(h,m,f){var n=void 0!=f?f:(new Date).getTime();this.t[h]=[n,m];if(void 0==f)try{window.console.timeStamp("CSI/"+h)}catch(q){}};this.getStartTickTime=function(){return this.t.start[0]};this.tick("start",null,g)}var a;if(window.performance)var e=(a=window.performance.timing)&&a.responseStart;var p=0=c&&(window.jstiming.srt=e-c)}if(a){var d=window.jstiming.load; 0=c&&(d.tick("_wtsrt",void 0,c),d.tick("wtsrt_","_wtsrt",e),d.tick("tbsd_","wtsrt_"))}try{a=null,window.chrome&&window.chrome.csi&&(a=Math.floor(window.chrome.csi().pageT),d&&0=b&&window.jstiming.load.tick("aft")};var k=!1;function l(){k||(k=!0,window.jstiming.load.tick("firstScrollTime"))}window.addEventListener?window.addEventListener("scroll",l,!1):window.attachEvent("onscroll",l); })(); lowculture: Spendthrift

Monday, September 29, 2003

Spendthrift

Another week, another full page of half-baked philosophy from Big Brother winner Cameron "Stout" in Scotland's favourite newspaper, the Sunday Post.
This week, we discover:
» The only purchases Cameron has made so far with his BB winnings are a new kitchen for his (hot) brother Julyan and a new piano for his church!
» But! He now plans to splash out on a new car for himself. Nothing too flash, mind – Cam's not going to go all showbiz on us. And definitely not a Ferrari – the poor boy gets noticed enough without a flashy sports car to draw even more attention. Bless!
» Cameron's ideal woman in Rosamunde Pike. He even chatted up the Die Another Day start at a party, and she has invited him to the theatre!
» He thinks models are far to skinny.
» Sean Connery is welcome at Maison Stout any time, which we're sure must be a great comfort to him.
Entertaining as Cameron's witterings might be, he will have to get a lot better before he displaces the Sunday Post's other celebrity columnist, Lorraine Kelly, in the our hearts. We were particularly amused by her comparision of EastEnders star Jessie Wallace to "a sausage bursting out of its skin" due to her propensity for wearing size 12 clobber when she really needs a size 14.

By Paul :: Post link :: ::
0 pop-up comments :: Discuss on messageboard

0 Comments:

Tiny things for you to watch:

* To open in a
new window,
click anywhere
EXCEPT the icon.

messageboard

Your views from our forums. Click on the quote to join the discussion.

About Us

According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

GET IN TOUCH:
Click here to email.

Previously

Don't forget ... :: Monday's Low Points :: Fuck Me Facts! :: Fuck Me Facts! :: Sunday's Low Points :: Fuck Me Facts! :: Thursday's Low Points :: Fuck Me Facts! :: Shoulda, woulda, coulda ... didn't :: Fuck Me Facts! ::

La Vida Lowculture