The schlock you won't want to miss today.
» Coronation Street 7.30pm and 8.30pm, ITV1 ... Shelley and Lucy continue their mission to make Peter look a right twat by showing him up in front of the assembled regulars in the Rovers Return. And Martin and Katie 'fess up about their sexual wrongdoings to Tommy, who promptly tries to strangle Martin, before getting brained by a frying-pan-wielding Katie. Just another quiet night in the Street...
» Killer Squid Attack 8pm, Five ... An underwater camera crew go in search of a 6ft multi-tentacled quid that lurks in the depths of the ocean.
» Terri McIntyre 9.30pm, BBC3 ... Did we mention that Terri McIntyre was back? We did? About a million times, you say? Oh, right.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.