The schlock you won't want to miss today
» Loads of old crap All day, BBC2 ... Want to laugh at some 30-year-old jokes? Then BBC2 is the channel to watch today. Penelope Keith will be playing a seemingly-snobbish posh lady with a heart of gold in To The Manor Born at noon, Frank Spencer will be making stupid faces and having "hilarious" mishaps in Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em at 5.15pm and, lastly, Penelope Keith is back, playing a different posh lady with a heart of gold in The Good Life at 5.45pm.
» Enterprise 6.35pm, Channel 4 ... Frosty-faced Vulcan T'Pol lets her guard down to tell her crewmates the story of how her great-grandmother secretly made first contact with humans on earth.
» Perfectly Frank 8pm, BBC1 ... Mike Reid returns as Frank Butcher in this random EastEnders spin-off. Frank has landed on his feet once again, with yet another thriving used car business. But, as usual, he's just not satisfied, and decides to get into lapdancing instead. Hopefully he won't be doing the actual stripping himself.
» Margery and Gladys 9pm, ITV1 ... Well, we'll be buggered! It's Penelope Keith! Playing a posh lady with a heart of gold. Who would have thought it?
» Little Britain 9.30pm, BBC3 ... If you missed the first episode last week, make sure you catch this repeat. It's great!
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
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