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Wednesday's Low Points

The schlock you won't want to miss today
» Diagnosis Murder 2.35pm, BBC1 ... Dr Sloan is determined to find out who is stalking a nervous pop singer. Is the stalker five months pregnant with great big tits? If so, we think we might be able to help Dr Sloan's investigations.
» Big Brother's Little Brother 6pm, Channel 4 ... For us, the real star of Big Brother this year has been Dermot O'Leary, especially his outrageously camp dancing last week. So enjoy him while you can, as there's only a week and a bit to go.
» Liquid News 8pm/12.10am, BBC Three ... Stop us if you've heard this before, but Paddy O'Connell is fantastic! Watch him every day and your life will be better.
» How Clean is Your House? 8.30pm, Channel 4 ... It's the last episode - boo! But it looks like it will be another good one, as Kim and Aggie visit a manky bitch who sleeps with three cats and has a nest of beetles in her oven.
» Is there something else we should be watching? Click on the comment link.

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