Our Eurovision spies at the BBC tell us that a new face will be giving the results of the UK televote to the good people of Europe this year.
But who can it be? Dale Winton? Nicki French? Jane Asher? Mr Udigawa?
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
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