The schlock you won't want to miss today
» Crossroads 5pm, ITV1 ... Dave loses badly on the horses. Now we think about it, Dave wakes up with a horse's head on his bed every morning – Oona!
» Bad Girls 9pm, ITV1 ... Snowball's mad, Shell's bad, and Syvlia's sad.
» Club Reps: The Workers 10.30pm, ITV1... All you need to know is that one of the reps is called Charmayne.
» Striptease 10.40pm, Channel 4 ... Demi takes it off again.
» Night and Day Midnight, ITV1 (Not Scotland) ... We may have been watching it for ages, but in N&D time, only a year has passed since the start of the series, as Jane and Della celebrate their 17th birthdays. Meanwhile, Alex discovers the awful truth about the baby swap, and realises that he's been doing The Sex with his own daughter.
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