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Friday, April 18, 2003

Good Friday's Low Points

The schlock you won't want to miss today
» An American Tail 4: The Mystery of the Night Monster 11am, Five ... 4? 4???? Is that really necessary?
» Crossroads 5pm, ITV1 ... The truth is out! Belle reveals to her sisters that she's actually a Sampson. In case anyone hasn't noticed, Lionel Blair is guest-starring at the moment as well, which has to be worth 30 minutes of anybody's time.
» The Salon 6pm, Channel 4 ... It went off the boil weeks ago (if, indeed, it was ever on it), but the show comes to an end tonight, so watch it for old times' sake. But beware – The Salon 2 has already been announced!
» In Bed With Madonna 10pm, VH1 ... We're curious to know just how un-shocking this film would seem if we watched it again now.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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