The schlock you won't want to miss today
» The Scooby, Scrappy and Yabba Doo Show 7.35am, BBC2 ... We know all about Scooby and his fucking brat of a nephew, Scrappy, but how many of you remember Scrappy's in-bred Southern cousin, Yabba? Not many, if there's any justice. But they're showing his dreadful episodes again for some reason.
» Starsky and Hutch 11am, Five ... The gormless pair battle with voodoo in a luxury resort.
» Pet Rescue 3.15pm, Channel 4 ... We went to university with one of the presenters of this tripe.
» Mile High 10.30pm, Sky One ... It's a repeat of Sunday night's episode, but it's well worth watching again to hear KC sob the immortal line: "Will? I think I've just fucked some guy to death".
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
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