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Monday, March 31, 2003

Permanent wave

Ricardo, the tempestuous Brazilian stylist from The Salon, flounced out for the last time this morning, but not before he had delivered a comedy speech damning Paul and the rest of them to hell for being a bit mean to him.
"I have been called unprofessional, lazy, bitch, clown and finally not a good hairdresser," he complained, before having a go at manager Paul, calling him a "bully, arrogant, sarcastic, control freak!" Miaow!
We liked Ricardo when the programme started, but his constant whining had really started to annoy us recently, so it's probably a good time for him to depart.
But we really wish Paul was following him out the door. Why anyone would allow someone with a mop as greasy as his anywhere near their own hair is quite beyond our comprehension.

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