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Friday, March 28, 2003

Friday's Low Points

The schlock you won't want to miss today
» The A-Team 6pm, UK Gold ... We pity the fools who don't watch the A-Team. Tonight, The Face and Murdock are taken hostage. They will no doubt be left unattended in some kind of engineering workshop and manage to fashion a tank out of an old tricycle, a feather duster and an old Smarties tube.
» American Idol 2 8.30pm, ITV2 ... Is this still on? We lost interest after about a fortnight. Can anyone tell us what's happening?
» Still Game 9.30pm, BBC1 (Scotland only) ... In your face, non-Scottish viewers. You have to watch the dreadfully unfunny Jasper Carrott tonight, but we get this – a brand new series of the very funny sitcom about miserable old bastards Jack and Victor. Confused? Check this out.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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