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Thursday, March 27, 2003

Tat parade

Splendid news! La Toya Jackson has opened a shop.
Sadly, it's not a bricks and mortar affair with La Toya herself on the till, but if you've got that new internet thing everyone's talking about, you can see it here.
The splendid electronic boutique was discovered by lowculture reader Jamie B, who is positively giddy with excitement about the delights therein.
"You can buy t-shirts, photos, ties, baseball caps and other necessities," he says. "All the stuff is based on her new album, Startin' Over, which is out soon.
"Worth checking out if only to laugh at the cheesy models La Toya obviously cut out of catalogues and superimposed her 'designs' onto."
If the truth be known, we're more worried about La Toya than ever after seeing her peculiar expression on the t-shirt shown above (only $19.99, fans) – she looks very much like she has just been surprised from behind.

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