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Thursday, March 27, 2003

Fete Worse Than Death

Summer is fast approaching, and with the changing of the seasons will come a splendid* new lowculture feature – Fete Worse Than Death.
We will be compiling a not-very-comprehensive guide to the UK's very worst celebrity public appearances, and we need your help.
Will Su Pollard be manning a coconut shy at your village fete?
Are the Cheeky Girls scheduled to cut the ribbon at a nearby branch of Somerfield?
Will Gary Lucy be delighting patrons at your local nightspot (the answer to this is, invariably, yes)?
If so, we want to hear about it. E-mail us at this address.
(Coming at Christmas: Your Career's Behind You – the lowculture panto page.)
* Feature may not actually be splendid.

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