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Friday, March 28, 2003

Lord, take me now

If Kids Stars In Their Eyes and S Club Juniors are not enough to satisfy your minipops requirements, or you think one Eurovision Song Contest a year is nowhere near enough, you'll be delighted to hear that an evil mutant fusion of the two is planned.
Yes, the song contest people have decided to launch a version for little people.
Precocious brats aged between eight and 15 from all over Europe will be battling it out in Copenhagen in November in the first competition, following a Song For Europe-type affair on ITV.
We predict Pete Waterman protege Lauren Waterworth, above, will enter for the UK, singing a song written by Rick Astley about how she wants a new skipping rope, only to be beaten into second place by a pair of 15-year-old Russian lesbiteens screeching about kissing with tongues.

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