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Thursday, August 03, 2006

Fuck Me Facts!

Oh, hasn't it been aaaaaaaages since we did this? Let's take bets on how long it will last this time while we consider these amazing facts about Thursday, August 3:
» Mrs Wogan popped out little Terry on this day in 1938 and he's been talking his unique brand of shite on our radios practically ever since. His contribution to the entertainment industry is immeasurable, particularly in the spheres of Eurovision and floral dancing.
» Martha Stewart celebrates her second birthday out of the big house after all that nasty insider trading business. She's whatever age someone is if they were born in 1941.
» Tina Brown launched the much-hyped Talk magazine on August 3 in 1999. It was a big old flop, and it had closed by January 2002.
» Carmen Silvera, best remembered for her heartbreaking portrayal of the betrayed wife Edith Artois in the gritty wartime resistance series 'Allo 'Allo, died on this day in 2002.
» Planning to pop down to Parson's Green in London today? Well don't fucking bother. That gay off late night TV is going to be there with his stupid dog taking part in some charity celeb/canine fashion show. Other celeb hounds present will be (those of) Alicia Douvall and Jodie Marsh. Just send some cash direct to Pets As Therapy and deprive those three of a reason to roam the streets.

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