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Monday, January 26, 2004

FUCK ME FACTS!

Amazing things about January 26:
» It was in 1998 that Bill Clinton stood up in front of the American public and said of Monica Lewinsky: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." Of course, that didn't explain the spunk on her dress, but we're certainly prepared to give such a noble statesman the benefit of the doubt.
» The Dukes of Hazard made their debut on American tv in 1979. The first episode was about illegal slot machines and jumping over things in cars.
» This time five years ago, 911 were at No.1 with A Little Bit More. Unbelievable, eh?
» Andrew Ridgeley, the one who wasn't George Michael in Wham, is 41 today. Keren from Bananarama will no doubt bring him a cup of tea and a big cake with all candles on it. And Blue Peter presenter Simon Thomas is a surprisingly ancient 31 today. He would still totally get it though, for the following reasons:

» Thing to make you feel old today: Rebecca Ritters, aka Hannah, aka Button, aka 'her out of Neighbours', is 20 today. Unless you're younger than 20, of course.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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