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Friday, November 14, 2003

Fuck Me Facts!

Amazing things about November 14:
» Celebrity orange vendor Nell Gwynne died on this day in 1687.
» A1 were at No.1 this time three years ago, with Same Old Brand New You. Watch out for a Ben comeback soon. Hooray!
» An image of Mickey Mouse was found on a fresco in a 14th century Austrian church this time last year.
» Nationwide flooding caused panic-buying of wellington boots and rain mates in 2000.
» The National Lottery was launched in 1994. And now, all these years later, we still haven't won the fucking thing. There's something funny going on there ...
» The first pop singles chart was published in the NME on this day in 1952.
» Letitia Dean – Sharon from out of EastEnders – is 36 today. And former Steps moppet Faye is 28.
» Erotica 2003 starts today at the Grand Hall, Olympia, London. Terrifyingly, it will feature Neil and Christine Hamilton.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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