The schlock you won't want to miss today.
» Scooby, Scrappy and Yabba Doo 9am, BBC2 ... Anyone who assumes that the low point of the Scooby Doo franchise came with the introduction of irritating nephew Scrappy is obviously forgetting this ill-advised variation, in which the irritating little scamp is teamed up with his "Uncle Yabba" – an in-bred yokel version of Scooby who says "Yabba dabba doo!" instead of "Scooby dooby doo". We hope whichever dimwit came up with his idea was soundly pistol-whipped. NB: We know this will have finished by the time you read this, but it's on again tomorrow at the same time.
» EastEnders 8pm, BBC1 ... Gruesome twosome Barry and Janine snog in the square. Make sure you're not eating when this is on.
» John Leslie: The Verdict 9pm, Sky One ... Loads of ill-informed commentators line up to collect £50 a pop to give their opinions on the recent saga.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.