We are pleased to introduce a new member of the lowculture family to you today. His name is Jamie, and he will be familiar to any of you who spend all day reading the lowculture/Popjustice messageboard instead or working or studying or whatever.
Jamie, 16, has become quite the cult hit among the messageboard community, so we are happy to be able to offer him up to a wider audience. He is knowledgeable, opinionated, moralistic and always, always right, and we know you're going to love him as much as we do.
Our challenge to Jamie was simple – give us the lowculture with both barrels every day – but do so in no more than 50 words. So, without further ado, we give you Jamie's first column ...
» JAMIE SAYS: The Cheeky Girls album is out now and is supremely ace. It includes Get The Party On, a great track which viewers of The Saturday show will have seen last week. Show Simon Cowell up (he said "worst act ever") and support the Irimia family. Buy it from Amazon at £9.99.
» Do you agree with Jamie? Of course you do! But click on the comment link anyway – he is fully interactive.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.