The schlock you won't want to miss today
» Dream Team 1pm, Sky One ... Prash is dead, so Harchester has a new owner. And it's Stefan 'Paul Robinson' Dennis! It's only a matter of time before Lynda Block gets her hooks into him...
» Fame Academy 8pm, BBC1 ... Another batch of hopeless hopefuls battle it out in a new, much cheaper set to gain entry into the house.
» Mary Poppins 8pm, Disney Channel ... Another chance to hear Dick Van Dyke give the least convincing cockney accent in the history of film-making as Julia Andrews looks on, embarrased.
» Celebrity Babes Behaving Badly 9pm, Sky One ... A camera crew follows the lovely Alicia Duvall as she prowls around London looking for celebrity men to kiss and later tell us about.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
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