The schlock you won't want to miss today
» The Open 9am, BBC2 ... They've already inflicted the cricket and the tennis on us. Now we're expected to sit through hour after hour of the stupid golf as well. Well, we're not going to. Ha!
» Top Of The Pops 7.30pm, BBC1 ... A bit of Beyonce, a snatch of Madonna and a sprinkling of Javine.
» Big Brother 8.30pm, 10pm, Channel 4 ... The usual.
» Celebdaq 10.30pm, BBC3 ... We don't understand a fucking word of it. But it's hosted by our New Favourite Person On Telly™, Paddy O'Connell, so we don't really mind.
» Bo Selecta 11.15pm, Channel 4 ... The Bear chats to Edith Bowman.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.