The schlock you won't want to miss today
» Buffy The Vampire Slayer 8pm, Sky One ... It's the last ever episode. Be warned – much-loved characters will be sliced in two and reduced to ashes.
» The Bill 8pm, ITV1 ... Cathy Bradford is back, and she's as big a bitch as ever. This time, she has decided that Polly Page is only allowed to have one friend (ie her).
» Bad Girls 9pm, ITV1 ... Di puts her devious plan to get up the duff into action. We're loving the fact that nine plots out of ten (approx) in this new series are about spunk – although tonight's episode features Christopher Biggins as a guest star, so let's hope the trend does not continue.
» Big Brother 10pm, Channel 4 ... Relive the classic moment where Jon fucks up the task.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
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