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Tuesday, June 10, 2003

Not one, not two, but three folks in it . . .

The results are in. Jon, Federico and Sissy are up for eviction from the Big Brother house this Friday.
We fear the girls may be left even lonlier after the result is announced, as we don't see Fed being booted out unless he does something to particularly irk viewers over the next couple of days (the Glasgow lad's shaving foam fights with Ray are only winning him points at the moment).
Sissy needs to seriously shape up now. Following the above theme, we suggest she tries some tATu style girl-on-girl action to get the viewers interested in her once again.
Jon, we're afraid, could be safe for another week.

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