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Celeb obsessions

Endemol UK, makers of Big Brother and The Salon, are looking for a fresh crop of people who are willing to make tits of themselves on the telly for the amusement of the nation.
This time, they are looking for people who have taken their obsession with celebrities to extreme lengths.
So if you regularly find yourself going through Carol Vorderman's bins, have considered plastic surgery to make you look like David Beckham, have built an altar to Duncan from Blue, or are just a hopeless starfucker who would shag anyone remotely famous at the drop of a hat, Endemol would like to hear from you.
Disappointingly, they are looking for stories about particular celebrities, so our ongoing obsessions with Jane Gurnett, Ashton Kutcher and Tina Hobley from Holby City are of no interest to them.
But if you're a fan of Kylie, Britney, J-Lo, Carol Vorderman, Liz Hurley, Kelly Brook,
Christina Aguilera, Jordan, Cat Deeley, Cameron Diaz, Pamela Anderson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Denise Van Outen, Halle Berry, Madonna, Robbie Williams, George Clooney, David Beckham, Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Antonio Banderas, Sean Bean, Vin Deasel, Justin Timberlake, Duncan from Blue, Kanu Reeves, Colin Farrell, Gareth Gates, Michael Owen or Ewan McGregor, you might be in luck. Click here to sign up.

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