The schlock you won't want to miss today (today, with an obvious Scottish bias):>
» This Morning 10.30am, ITV1 ... This morning's guest is Denise Van Outen.
» Buffy The Vampire Slayer 6.45pm, BBC2 (Scotland only, the rest of you can wait until tomorrow) ... Willow has killed Warren by tearing the skin off his body with evil magic. Nice. Anyway, who can blame Andrew and Jonathan for wanting to get as far away from witchy-face as possible? It will all end in tears, mark our words ...
» Holby City 8pm, BBC1 ... Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch turns up in tonight's episode. Apparently, this was shown last night in somewhere called England and Wales. But, being in Scotland, we wouldn't know anything about that.
» How Clean Is Your House 8.30pm, Channel 4 ... Leaving aside the fact that we were almost physically ill which watching last week's episode, we just love this. Tonight, Kim and Aggie tell some dirty bitch that her house is a midden.
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