The schlock you won't want to miss today
» Dream Team 4pm, Sky One ... The gods of lowculture are indeed benevolent, because they have arranged for a classic series of Dream Team to be repeated! We join the drama just after Jerry Block has arranged to have his wife Lynda's lover, Luis Amor Rodriguez, murdered by a hitman, who managed to shoot just about everyoone except the intended victim. Lynda's got amnesia, Jerry is terrified of being found out and Luis is pining for his beloved Lynda. Watch it – by order of us!
» Never Mind The Buzzcocks 10pm, BBC2 ... It might be a repeat, but our hot boy sensors detect GMTV's Ben Shepherd, so it has to be worth a second look.
» Secret World Of Close Encounters 10pm, Sky One ... A Colorado man goes under the knife to have what he believes to be an alien implant removed.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.