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Tuesday, April 01, 2003

Tuesday's Low Points

The schlock you won't want to miss today
» The Salon 6pm, Channel 4 ... As we revealed yesterday, Ricardo's off, and tonight's the night you can see his dramatic "fuck you all" speech.
» Holby City 8pm (8.30pm Scotland), BBC1 ... We've been neglecting our beloved Holby City in recent weeks, so it's time to make amends by recommending it. Besides, superslut Chrissie is back in the thick of the action, which is just how we like it. There's also an embarrassment of former soap stars tonight (apart from the regular cast, of course, who are an embarrassment every week), including him off Emmerdale who was married to Kim Tate but wasn't Frank, and Gianni from EastEnders, last seen looking fat in Time Gentlemen Please.
» Peter Kay's Phoenix Night 10.10pm, E4 ... A very welcome repeat of the second series. Watch this, or else.
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