The schlock you won't want to miss today
» EastEnders 7.30pm, BBC1 ... Another 'unmissable' episode, in which Spencer's easter egg business plan suffers a setback. We know all the girlies (and quite a few of the boys) are frothing at the gusset for Spencer at the moment, but this really is a load of old rubbish.
» Holby City 8pm (8.30pm in Scotland), BBC1 ... It's that time of year in Holby again - yes, everyone's contracts have expired, so the producers have to find ways to write out half of the cast in the space of a fortnight without anyone noticing. The clearout starts tonight with some bad luck for Steve and Ben (see the Spoiler Zone to find out what it is), and Danny thinking about his future. As long as they're not getting rid of Chrissie, we will be quite happy.
» Footloose 10pm, VH1 ... Earlier showings of this film were obviously a big success, as VH1 have now decided to screen it every day.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.