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Thursday, April 03, 2003

Remember: Stars can go down as well as up

Oops. lowculture has been neglecting one of its Celebdaq profiles over the last few weeks.
It started off so well, with our selection of 20 celebs taking us up to the dizzy heights of - ahem - 22,000th position. Still, we were making progress.
However, as the stars fell by the wayside, they were unceremoniously ejected from our Portfolio.
We didn't realise just how bad things were getting till we logged on today to discover our only remaining shares were in David Van Day and Thereza Bazar, and that our placing had slipped to somewhere in the region of 244,000.
So now we call on the help of you, the faithful lowculture viewers, to ask who you think we should be added to our porfolio - we currently have £15,000 to spend.
Post your suggestions via the comment link below, and we'll let you know who we choose.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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