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Thursday, April 03, 2003

Keep these a secret

Things obviously took a more interesting turn for the Fame Academy students after they were spotted by lowculture in Aberdeen on Saturday. Well, for one of them, at least.
The Daily Record reported today that Ainslie Henderson, 24, finished off his night with a ROMP with BUSTY lap-dancer Donna Aitken, 23.
Donna (pictured*) treated the Scots singer to an “explicit lesbian show” before a “private dance in a toilet.”
Sadly, the night of passion ended when Ainslie stripped down to reveal a pair of baggy blue Y-fronts.
“From where I was sitting, Ainslie definitely wasn’t gay,” said Donna.
“He kept telling me how he loved my body.”
Not that we would accuse the 32EE dancer – who has had two recent boob jobs – of cashing in on her night of near passion, but we suspect she may now be in the position to fund her third op, should she so desire.
Ainslie is expected to keep his pants tomorrow night, when the Fame Academy tour hits the city.
*Well, they all look the same to lowculture.

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