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Sunday's Low Points

The schlock you won't want to miss today
» 90s Party All day, Magic ... There's something special about turning on the telly, flicking through the music channels and suddenly realising that Sybil is looming large on the screen singing When I'm Good And Ready, which is what happened to us yesterday. We cried tears of joy. The playlist also includes Billie, East 17, Eternal, B*Witched and many others - although not the mighty Deuce.
» Futurama 7pm, Sky One ... A brand new series kicks off with Richard Nixon deciding to destroy all robots to prevent the end of the world.
» The Campest Men In Britain 9.20pm, ITV2 ... More of the cringeworthy real life docu-crap that only ITV2 can deliver.
» Mile High 10pm, Sky One ... Emma is targeted by a violent passenger. We hope they're not getting all serious on us. Bring on the nudity, drug-taking and oral sex!

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