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Sunday, March 02, 2003

Marry me! Marry me! (But The Pants Stay On)

When a recording artist wants to mark a significant anniversary in their showbiz career, they usually stage a celebratory tour or throw a lavish party.
Not Samantha Fox, though. She plans to mark her 20 years of tits by marrying her lesbian lover, Myra Stratton (or "marrying", as the News of the World put it).
It had to happen, really. There comes a time in every born-again-Christian topless model's life when she feels she must head to Hawaii to plight her troth to a nice lesbian lady with a sensible haircut.
"This is just the start of my comeback in Britain," warns Sam, "and I feel better and sexier than ever."

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