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Tuesday, March 18, 2003

Gina G and the lesbian lyrics

lowculture reader Dingbiscuits contacts us with a shocking tale:
"I seem to remember," he reports, "that when Ooh Ah Just A Little Bit was released, there was a suggestion that the song was originally intended for two laydeez and went something like this ...
Ooh, ahh, just a little bit, ooh, aah, a little bit more,
Ooh, ahh, just a little bit, lick me 'til your tongue is sore ...
Ooh, ahh, just a little bit, ooh, aah, a little bit more,
Ooh, ahh, just a little bit, you know what your tongue is for ...
"It was hawked around every pop strumpet in town, with little success. By the time it got to Gina G, they had removed the hint of ladylove, but the lyrics stayed in mucky form until they decided to enter it in A Song For Europe.
"Jonathan King found it immoral, presumably."
Can this really be true? Or is it, as we strongly suspect, just our correspondent's own deviant fantasy? Click on the comment link below with your thoughts.

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