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Tuesday, March 18, 2003

Tuesday's Low Points

So much junk, so little time ...
» This Morning 10.30pm, ITV1 ... As we reported last night, Dollar are going to be making an appearace to bleat about what a bitch Sonia is. Also, it's Battle of the Brides week.
» Jenny Jones 1pm, Sky One ... "In High School You Called Me a Total Tool, Now I Party Non-Stop and I'm the King of Cool!"
» Jenny Jones 3pm, Sky One ... "The Lie Detector Will Reveal What's True, Are You Sleeping with My Boo?"
» Mariah Carey Night From 6pm, VH1 ... Watch Mariah slowly unravel over the course of the evening.
» EastEnders 7.30pm, BBC1 ... EastEnders reaches a new low tonight with a storyline in which Billy Mitchell thinks Dan Sullivan is back in town, except he isn't really. Gripping stuff.
» A Night Out With The Girls 9pm, ITV1 ... Revealing expose of what drunken ladies get up to when they're out on the town.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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