Sunday, March 16, 2003
A very special guest star
It's the night we've all been waiting for – Jordan is to make her 'acting' debut in Dream Team, playing herself (as opposed to playing with herself).
She turns up as part of an elaborate ploy to convince everyone that team captain Marcel doesn't prefer the company of men.
Life imitated art this morning when Dhafer L'Abadine, who plays Marcel, appeared in the Daily Star to make it quite clear that he had struggled to complete the scenes with Jordan because he was too busy looking at her tits.
We might have been more easily convinced if the picture of him reclining in the Harchester changing rooms in nothing but football shorts and boots didn't look like it had fallen out of the pages of Euroboy (whatever that is).
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