The schlock you won't want to miss today » Little House On The Prairie 9am, Channel4 ... Just because it has morals, doesn't mean it can't be a bit bonkers. This episode, Isaiah promises a dying man he'll look after his little girl (simple so far), but discovers the youngster is actually a baby orangutan. There's laughter to be had in death after all!
» TOTP 2 6.20pm, BBC2 ... Sister Sledge, Simple Minds and Depeche Mode feature on tonight's show. Turn off three minutes before the end, though, otherwise you might catch a performance by Celine Dion.
» That'll Teach 'Em 9pm, Channel 4 ... Final part of the documentary series following a bunch of 16-year-olds being taught in a 1950s stylee. As if it wasn't bad enough that they're preparing for their O-levels, they also receive their genuine GCSE results after the prize-giving. Eek!
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
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