Hoorah! Justin Timberlake has been voted the world's most sexiest man, according to Cosmopolitan magazine.
David Beckham has been pushed into second place, with Brad Pitt limping home at third this year.
But hang on a second! The magazine seems to highlight a potential global shortage of hunks as - for some reason incomprehensible to lowculture - Shane Ritchie reaches number 17 on the same scale.
Only 16 men sexier than our Alfie in the whole wild world? Quit baulking folks! It's time to don your bestest frock, practice your sexiest swagger and get to the remaining 15 (we've got dibs on Mr Timberlake) while there's still time!
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
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