The schlock you won't want to miss today
» Coronation Street 7.30pm, ITV1 ... Tracy bets she can get Roy into bed.
» The Bill 8pm, ITV1 ... Todd Carty joins the cast as PC Gabriel Kent. He seems nice at first, but he has a hidden dark side. Memo to the producers – how about really surprising us with a character who doesn't have a hidden dark side?
» How Clean is Your House? 8pm, ITV1 ... Kim and Aggie steamroller their way into another poor unfortunate's manky house. This week, it's the turn of Caroline and Chris, who got married six years ago, and celebrated their union by never doing the hoovering again.
» Dragnet 10.30pm, ITV1 (regions may vary)... We don't have a clue what this is about, except that it's a revival of something, and it has Al Bundy from out of Married With Children pretending to be a policeman.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
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