We're excited by the news that six different football teams (whatever they might be) are bidding for the services of Harry 'I'm Married To Tricia Off Emmerdale' Kewell.
In fact, we're so enthralled by all the activity in the transfer market that we have decided to start our own team. Unfortunately, we're not a member of any league, so we might have to redeploy some of the players for what we will euphamistically decribe as 'other purposes'. But they probably won't mind.
We don't know the first thing about football, as they don't show it during Holby City or Bad Girls, but we're sure it will all be great fun.
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