The schlock you won't want to miss today
» Dream Team 8pm, Sky One ... Two of the cast are shot down in a hail of bullets tonight, and at least one does not survive!
» Hart to Hart: Two Harts In 3/4 Time 9pm, Granada Plus ... Max the butler is dead! The Harts make a visit to Montreal to ensure that his niece receives her inheritance and themselves caught up in an embezzlement plot.
» Footloose 6.30pm, VH1 ... VH1 have obviously forgotten to acquire the rights to show anything except this, Flashdance, Saturday Night Fever and Grease, as one of the four is on every other night.
» Street Fighter 9pm, Five ... Kylie Minogue makes an appearance in this Jean Claude Van Damme crapfest.
» Mile High 10pm, Sky One ... A party of foreign royals travels with Fresh, resulting in a shag with a princess for Marco, and a whole lot of bother for everyone else.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
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