lowculture.co.uk

(function() { (function(){function b(g){this.t={};this.tick=function(h,m,f){var n=void 0!=f?f:(new Date).getTime();this.t[h]=[n,m];if(void 0==f)try{window.console.timeStamp("CSI/"+h)}catch(q){}};this.getStartTickTime=function(){return this.t.start[0]};this.tick("start",null,g)}var a;if(window.performance)var e=(a=window.performance.timing)&&a.responseStart;var p=0=c&&(window.jstiming.srt=e-c)}if(a){var d=window.jstiming.load; 0=c&&(d.tick("_wtsrt",void 0,c),d.tick("wtsrt_","_wtsrt",e),d.tick("tbsd_","wtsrt_"))}try{a=null,window.chrome&&window.chrome.csi&&(a=Math.floor(window.chrome.csi().pageT),d&&0=b&&window.jstiming.load.tick("aft")};var k=!1;function l(){k||(k=!0,window.jstiming.load.tick("firstScrollTime"))}window.addEventListener?window.addEventListener("scroll",l,!1):window.attachEvent("onscroll",l); })(); lowculture: 10 thoughts on the return of Dirty Den to EastEnders

Saturday, May 03, 2003

10 thoughts on the return of Dirty Den to EastEnders

1. This could be really good.
2. On the other hand, it could also be really bad.
3. OK, we didn't ever see a body, but ...
4. Didn't they later fish one out of the river? Which Sharon identified?
5. Mind you, if we remember correctly, she could only identify him by a ring he was wearing, so it could have been anyone.
6. Well, possibly not anyone, but you know what we mean.
7. The guy who plays the 'new' Den Jr must be feeling a bit insecure today – after all, they are hardly likely to need two.
8. There is every likelihood that an episode of EastEnders will end with a scene set at night with a shadowy figure stepping out into the path of Sharon Watts and saying 'Hello, princess.'
9. The producers of EastEnders will now be kicking themselves for killing Angie off last year.
10. Roll on September.

By Paul :: Post link :: ::
0 pop-up comments :: Discuss on messageboard

0 Comments:

Tiny things for you to watch:

* To open in a
new window,
click anywhere
EXCEPT the icon.

messageboard

Your views from our forums. Click on the quote to join the discussion.

About Us

According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

GET IN TOUCH:
Click here to email.

Previously

New Bit! :: Flamin' Nora! :: Saturday's Low Points :: ! :: Friday's Low Points :: Stop us if you've heard this before but... :: We're hiring :: Get the message :: 50,000? Are you sure? :: eBay Item Won! BETTY BOO - BOTH ALBUMS ON CD! ::

La Vida Lowculture