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Saturday, May 03, 2003

Happy event

We're delighted by the news that Tatu plan to get married if they win the Eurovision Song Contest (albeit slightly shocked that the British entrants, Jemini, have not made a similar pledge).
But the road up the aisle has been a rocky one for our favourite Russian 'lesbians'.
"We were never faithful to each other. We also had lots of sex with boys."
The couple plan to make the marital home in a former brothel, which seems strangely appropriate.
Incidentally, the TV moment of the week was on Wednesday's Liquid News, which featured the following exchange :
Colin Paterson (presenting bloke): What do you think of Tatu?
Dead Or Alive's Pete Burns (for it was he): Pair of silly bitches.

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