The schlock you won't want to miss today
» Murder, She Wrote 2.35pm, BBC1 ... Jessica is responsible for a reunion that is overtaken by tragedy. The day when Jessica is responsible for something that isn't overtaken by tragedy seems as far away as ever.
» TOTP 2 6.20pm, BBC2 ... Wallow in 80s nostalgia with a performance of Too Good To Be Forgotten by Amazulu.
» Holby City 8pm (8.30pm Scotland), BBC1 ... Hoorah! Chrissy's mother, played by Gold Blend lady Sharon Maughan, pays a visit – and she's an old slapper as well.
"You must have slept with another man," she teases her daughter on finding out her short marriage is already over. "You're a bit too much like me."
» Point Break 10pm, Sky One ... Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swizzle star in this tribute to the now-defunct late-90s boyband.
» Flashdance 10pm, VH1 ... VH1 seems to be going all out to establish itself as the station of choice for cheesy 1980s movies. If you like to see a lady dance, sing and make steel, pick this channel tonight.
» Play Your Cards Right 10.40pm, Challenge? ... An unexpected Brucey bonus to round off the day in style.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
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