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Saturday, April 05, 2003

Saturday's Low Points

The schlock you won't want to miss today
» Stars In Their Eyes Kids 7pm, ITV1 ... Cat Deeley takes over from Matthew Kelly as the host of the baby version of the lowculture classic. In this series, we can look forward to a mini Sophie Ellis Bextor, a Karen Carpenter wannabe and a fake Avril Lavigne. What we really want to see is a junior Pete Burns, a midget Hear'Say and a five-year-old Shirley Bassey.
» The National Lottery Wright Ticket 7.35pm, BBC1 ... A special treat tonight - Emma Bunton will be performing her surprisingly great new single, Free Me, with her tits making a daring bid for freedom throughout (that last bit is pure speculation, but let's just see if we're wrong, eh?)
» Sex and the City night from 9pm, E4 ... Catch up on the whole of the last series, back to back. Pay special attention for Samantha's excellent Mary Fuckin' Poppins line.
» Reborn in the USA 9.30pm, ITV1 ... It's Soniaaa versus Leee tonight. Never mind the singing, they could settle that one with a straghtforward bitch-slapping contest
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