The schlock you won't want to miss today
» Starsky and Hutch – The Movie 6.30pm, Granada Plus ... Sweet Jesus!
» High Road 7pm, ITV1 (Scotland only) ... In a moment of weakness, Joanna succumbs to Davie Sneddon's advances.
» Dream Team 8pm, Sky One ... Nice-but-dim chairman Phil finds out out his slutty wife has been shagging the manager and putting million-pound bets on the club being relegated.
» The Tartiest Men In Britain 9.30pm, ITV2 ... Rumours that lowculture was interviewed for this programme are entirely false.
» Mile High 10pm, Sky One ... Everyone gets naked and has sex (if last week's episode is anything to go by).
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.