The schlock you won't want to miss today
» Cash in the Attic 2.30pm, BBC1 ... Posh antiques totty Alistair rakes through your drawers.
» Murder, She Wrote 2.35pm, BBC1 ... Suggestion for American towns Jessica Fletcher is scheduled to visit - don't let the old witch in.
» Crossroads 5pm, ITV1 ... Everyone thinks Jimmy has killed himself, with sexy and hilarious consequences.
» The Brits 2003: Party On 5.30pm, ITV1 ... With Thornton, high priestess of lowculture, and surely at least £1000 cheaper than everyone else.
» Facelift Diaries 8.30pm, ITV1 ... Pikey women having chemical peels.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.