There can be few of us who did not secretly hope that Jason from Footballers Wives would somehow end up with a butt-nekkid young Darius across his lap, giving him a damn good spanking.
But who would have thought that our prayers would be answered so swiftly and spectacularly?
Yet another reason to get down on our knees and worship at the altar of the Wives (and that's before we even get started on the return of Nurse Dunkley).
(This post is dedicated to Nikki D)
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.